{"id":929,"date":"2009-11-05T17:08:20","date_gmt":"2009-11-06T00:08:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/?p=929"},"modified":"2009-11-05T17:08:20","modified_gmt":"2009-11-06T00:08:20","slug":"im-seventeen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/2009\/im-seventeen\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Seventeen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today is my birthday and I am seventeen years of age. This is a shout out to all of my friends who gave me things, hugged me, and said happy birthday. Leave me a comment to say happy birthday! I love all of you!<\/p>\n<p>Basically two of my best friends gave me a boat load of balloons, literally. I think there was like fifteen. They swallowed me and everyone who was brave enough to come within a five meter diameter of me. (yes I said meter because I think American measurements are stupid).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/CIMG1789.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-937\" title=\"CIMG1789\" src=\"http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/CIMG1789-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"CIMG1789\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/CIMG1789-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/CIMG1789.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I have a ton of sweets that my family are quickly devouring as I write, and today was a great birthday thanks to everyone.<\/p>\n<p>Yet again, thanks for a good seventeenth birthday.<\/p>\n<p>\n<div id=\"video0\" class=\"flashvideo\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\">Get the Flash Player<\/a> to see this content.<\/div>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\nvar params = { 'allowfullscreen': 'true', 'allowscriptaccess': 'always', 'wmode': 'transparent' };\nvar attributes = { 'id': 'video0', 'name': 'video0'};\nvar flashvars = {\n\t'duration' : '1:11',\n\t'file' : 'http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/balloons.flv',\n\t'image' : 'http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/balloons-1.jpg',\n\t'width' : '400',\n\t'height' : '280',\n\t'controlbar' : 'bottom',\n\t'dock' : 'false',\n\t'icons' : 'true',\n\t'logo.hide' : 'false',\n\t'logo.position' : 'bottom-left',\n\t'playlist' : 'none',\n\t'autostart' : 'false',\n\t'bufferlength' : '1',\n\t'item' : '0',\n\t'mute' : 'false',\n\t'repeat' : 'none',\n\t'shuffle' : 'false',\n\t'smoothing' : 'true',\n\t'stretching' : 'uniform',\n\t'volume' : '90'\n };\nswfobject.embedSWF(\"http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/plugins\/flash-video-player\/mediaplayer\/player.swf\", \"video0\", \"400\", \"280\", \"9.0.0\",\"http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/plugins\/flash-video-player\/mediaplayer\/expressinstall.swf\", flashvars, params, attributes);\n<\/script>\n<!-- End Flash Video Player Plugin -->\n<\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Arial, 'Bitstream Vera Sans', sans-serif;\"><span style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today is my birthday and I am seventeen years of age. This is a shout out to all of my friends who gave me things, hugged me, and said happy birthday. Leave me a comment to say happy birthday! I love all of you! Basically two of my best friends gave me a boat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,7,356],"tags":[295,419],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=929"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":938,"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929\/revisions\/938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}