{"id":3082,"date":"2011-03-15T21:42:17","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T04:42:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/?p=3082"},"modified":"2011-03-15T21:42:17","modified_gmt":"2011-03-16T04:42:17","slug":"farm-animals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/2011\/farm-animals\/","title":{"rendered":"Farm Animals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73161.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3083\" title=\"IMG_7316\" src=\"http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73161.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73161.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73161-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alpaca&#8217;s are fascinatingly ugly animals.With strange clumps of fur, jutting teeth, and eyes that watch you warily at all times; the alpaca is a shifty animal at best. I feel like I must constantly watch out for spit whenever I get near these animals. I have always felt something sinister about them and I think it is because of their teeth.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73211.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3085\" title=\"IMG_7321\" src=\"http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73211.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73211.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73211-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A face only a mother could love. Every time I look at a llama or alpaca I cringe. Yet for some reason I feel totally fascinated by them. I want to go in closer for a better look but my whole body screams <em>stay back, it bites! <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73201.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3084\" title=\"IMG_7320\" src=\"http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73201.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73201.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73201-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>And then there is this guy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73421.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3086\" title=\"IMG_7342\" src=\"http:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73421.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73421.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_73421-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This animal is terrifying in a sinisterly stupid way. Look at its eyes, so focused yet totally vacant, and its teeth just sticking out at odd angles. Evil I declare, and I will stay away because you frighten me. What else can I say?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alpaca&#8217;s are fascinatingly ugly animals.With strange clumps of fur, jutting teeth, and eyes that watch you warily at all times; the alpaca is a shifty animal at best. I feel like I must constantly watch out for spit whenever I get near these animals. I have always felt something sinister about them and I think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,1085],"tags":[1566,292,1567,1569,50,933,55,1568,1570],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3082"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3082"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3087,"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3082\/revisions\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.multer.com\/people\/monica\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}